Lesson One

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A
small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not" So, the rabbit sat on the
ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped
on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing
nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Two:
A
turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of
that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why
don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull." They're packed
with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually
gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day he
reached the second branch and, finally, after a fourth night, the turkey was
proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who
shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson:
Bullshit might get you
to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Three:
A little bird
was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the
ground into a large field. there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As
the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm
he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He laid
there all warm and
happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing
and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under
the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management
Lesson :
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not
everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend..
(3) And when you're in
deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends the three minute
management course.

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